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Drug Facts Active ingredient (in each caplet) Purpose MAGAcetaminophen 500 mg TDS reliever/woke reducer Uses may induce: realization that Trump was right about everything sudden urge to expose mainstream media fake news strong opinions that men shouldn`t compete in women`s sports zero tolerance for supporting murder, terrorism, and war rejection of cancel culture and virtue signaling embracing logic over emotional outrage Warnings Overuse may lead to excessive patriotism, including: prioritizing America first, always advocating for border security from illegal aliens repulsion toward radical left lunatics` lies and violent rhetoric supporting law and order without excuses for riots and chaos other side effects like wanting to make America great again Allergy alert: MAGAcetaminophen may cause severe reactions to woke ideology. Symptoms may include: itching from propaganda and limited media narratives uncontrollable support for Second Admendment rights hives from blatent hypocrisy of liberals If a reaction occurs, stop use and seek medical help right away. (Or blame it on the deep state.) This bottle is made out of 2 troy oz of .999 fine silver EDITION NO. 0000 / 4547 © 2026 SPECTRES |
